[OK] Textinator: Absurd Fake Reason

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Textinator: Real Japanese Text Messages

Welcome to Textinator!
[OK] Textinator: Stalker Mom
[OK] Textinator: Dude, Where The Heck Are You?
[OK] Textinator: I’m Sorry, Baby!
[OK] Textinator: How’s The Party?
[OK] Textinator: Cheap Green Beans
[OK] Textinator: Moth Extermination
[OK] Textinator: Cereal, Cereal, Cereal….
[OK] Textinator: Mom Prank
[OK] Textinator: Grandma + iPhone + Autocorrect
[OK] Textinator: What I Miss Is…
[OK] Textinator: Obsession
[OK] Textinator: U Already Home?
[OK] Textinator: Address Book Shenanigans
[OK] Textinator: Mom Forgot How To Google
[OK] Textinator: Emotional Roller Coaster
[OK] Textinator: Wrong number
[OK] Textinator: The Rarest Sights In The World
[OK] Textinator: Ewwww
[OK] Textinator: Hotshot
[OK] Textinator: ‘Tude Dude
[OK] Textinator: A Lame Tattoo
[OK] Textinator: Pick Me Up
[OK] Textinator: Mom Occupying
[OK] Textinator: Hell yeah!
[OK] Textinator: Hell no!
[OK] Textinator: Infrared Transmission
[OK] Textinator: Uber Cute
[OK] Textinator: Drama-Free
[OK] Textinator: Laid-back
[OK] Textinator: How Was The Exam?
[OK] Textinator: Cougar
[OK] Textinator: Cramps Cramping Style
[OK] Textinator: Guilty Pleasure
[OK] Textinator: Love Handles
[OK] Textinator: Curvy Body
[OK] Textinator: Waiting For Love
[OK] Textinator: Vegetarian
[OK] Textinator: Wishy-washy
[OK] Textinator: Tokyo Cost of Living
[OK] Textinator: Down To Earth
[OK] Textinator: A Heads-Up
[OK] Textinator: Gridy Beetch
[OK] Textinator: Foxy Ladies
[OK] Textinator: I’m A XXX Person
[OK] Textinator: Hard To Approach
[OK] Textinator: Off The Hook
[OK] Textinator: Bring Me Something Nice
[OK] Textinator: Really
[OK] Textinator: Something Came Up
[OK] Textinator: Mend A Broken Heart
[OK] Textinator: Disneyland
[OK] Textinator: All-Nighter
[OK] Textinator: Interview
[OK] Textinator: Seminar
[OK] Textinator: Abuse
[OK] Textinator: College Life Hawaii
[OK] Textinator: Crazy News
[OK] Textinator: No Name-calling
[OK] Textinator: Branch Out
[OK] Textinator: Actually Don’t Wanna Get Tanned
[OK] Textinator: Don’t Pass Up The Chance
[OK] Textinator: Fought With My BF
[OK] Textinator: Work-life Balance
[OK] Textinator: Too Safe
[OK] Textinator: Nosy Mother
[OK] Textinator: Conflicting Schedule
[OK] Textinator: Paper Over The Crack
[OK] Textinator: Picky Eater
[OK] Textinator: Quote You
[OK] Textinator: Swap Shifts
[OK] Textinator: Hi-tech Tools
[OK] Textinator: Athletic Ability
[OK] Textinator: Don’t Wanna Walk
[OK] Textinator: Female Psyche
[OK] Textinator: Complaint
[OK] Textinator: Scorn
[OK] Textinator: They Make Me
[OK] Textinator: Brokenheart
[OK] Textinator: AC
[OK] Textinator: Nothing Comes Effortlessly
[OK] Textinator: Too Much Fuss
[OK] Textinator: Now You’re Speaking My Language
[OK] Textinator: Bros Before Four Hoes
[OK] Textinator: Bros Before Three Hoes
[OK] Textinator: Kokkuburokku
[OK] Textinator: Bros Before Two Hoes
[OK] Textinator: Bros Before Hoes
[OK] Textinator: GAY!
[OK] Textinator: Meal Foo
[OK] Textinator: I Said “GUESS”!
[OK] Textinator: Just The Adoption
[OK] Textinator: Maaaaaybe
[OK] Textinator: Teehee
[OK] Textinator: Your Mom’s Pajamas
[OK] Textinator: Please Let Me Have Your Babies
[OK] Textinator: Neat Freak
[OK] Textinator: Hey Little Lady
[OK] Textinator: You Deserve It
[OK] Textinator: Love Dogs
[OK] Textinator: I Want To See
[OK] Textinator: I’ll Just Text Her
[OK] Textinator: Waiting For You
[OK] Textinator: Dad Doesn’t Even Want To Think Of It
[OK] Textinator: Massage Table
[OK] Textinator: I’m Buying You Lunch
[OK] Textinator: A Singles’ Party
[OK] Textinator: Deleted
[OK] Textinator: No Excuses
[OK] Textinator: Dude, Where Are My Earphones?
[OK] Textinator: Guest Rate
[OK] Textinator: Boned, James Boned
[OK] Textinator: It’s A Sign Of The Times
[OK] Textinator: Clean Up First
[OK] Textinator: LINE is the World
[OK] Textinator: Well Said
[OK] Textinator: You Pick
[OK] Textinator: Nail Art
[OK] Textinator: LINE Me
[OK] Textinator: It’s A Sign Of The Times
[OK] Textinator: Dinner With You
[OK] Textinator: I’ll See You Soon
[OK] Textinator: I Like This Country
[OK] Textinator: When Are You Done?
[OK] Textinator: New Boyfriend
[OK] Textinator: Fireworks
[OK] Textinator: Big Picture
[OK] Textinator: How I Handle this
[OK] Textinator: I Will Be Late
[OK] Textinator: Where Is It Located?
[OK] Textinator: In A Meeting
[OK] Textinator: Such As?
[OK] Textinator: TOEIC
[OK] Textinator: Insurance, Playa!
[OK] Textinator: Day After Tomorrow
[OK] Textinator: Bio Clock Is Fudged Up
[OK] Textinator: Calculating Person
[OK] Textinator: Bow-legged
[OK] Textinator: How We Click
[OK] Textinator: That Was Disappointing
[OK] Textinator: Food Gift
[OK] Textinator: Toned Body
[OK] Textinator: When Did I Even Take That Picture?
[OK] Textinator: Mama’s Boy
[OK] Textinator: Chubby-Chaser
[OK] Textinator: Grumpy
[OK] Textinator: Too Big
[OK] Textinator: Menacing Clouds
[OK] Textinator: Eat Or Play
[OK] Textinator: You’re Being Superior
[OK] Textinator: Who’s Coming?
[OK] Textinator: Brown-Noser
[OK] Textinator: Noodles
[OK] Textinator: Nothing But…
[OK] Textinator: Otitis Media
[OK] Textinator: My Appreciation
[OK] Textinator: Hyper
[OK] Textinator: Moving To Europe
[OK] Textinator: I Can’t Wait For You That Long
[OK] Textinator: A Good Looking Guy Next To Me
[OK] Textinator: Birthday Gift For My GF
[OK] Textinator: Drunk People Problems
[OK] Textinator: Halloween!!
[OK] Textinator: I’m Pooing
[OK] Textinator: My Brain Is Fried
[OK] Textinator: American Express VS Visa
[OK] Textinator: Testing On You
[OK] Textinator: Let Me Buy You Dinner
[OK] Textinator: So Ronerey
[OK] Textinator: You Don’t Think So?
[OK] Textinator: Furekkushiburu Sukejuuru
[OK] Textinator: Drive Carefully, Son!
[OK] Textinator: I Did A Really Good Job
[OK] Textinator: Lead To Misread
[OK] Textinator: AutoCorrect Eating Disorder
[OK] Textinator: Hacked
[OK] Textinator: I’ve Literally Told You A Million Times
[OK] Textinator: Every Man’s Dream
[OK] Textinator: Misquote Bites
[OK] Textinator: As Always
[OK] Textinator: All Sold Out
[OK] Textinator: Little Sleep
[OK] Textinator: Fox Sleep
[OK] Textinator: The Music Room
[OK] Textinator: Only If…
[OK] Textinator: Whatever
[OK] Textinator: Controlling My Emotions
[OK] Textinator: That’s My Sheet, Playa!
[OK] Textinator: Still Looking…
[OK] Textinator: You Pick
[OK] Textinator: AutoCorrect For Dinner
[OK] Textinator: PIN Number
[OK] Textinator: Audiobooks
[OK] Textinator: Grog Or Weed
[OK] Textinator: No Reception
[OK] Textinator: What’s Your Sked Like?
[OK] Textinator: Gold Digger
[OK] Textinator: Cold Sore
[OK] Textinator: Test Your Might
[OK] Textinator: Now!
[OK] Textinator: Rental Racket
[OK] Textinator: He’s Being Pretentious
[OK] Textinator: Get Bigger Boobs
[OK] Textinator: You Are Annoying
[OK] Textinator: Just Did It
[OK] Textinator: Arguing Gets You Nowhere
[OK] Textinator: Things Will Work Out
[OK] Textinator: Takunomi
[OK] Textinator: Muggy…
[OK] Textinator: Let’s Go Swimming
[OK] Textinator: Lucky For Us
[OK] Textinator: Can You See The Full Moon?
[OK] Textinator:BBQ
[OK] Textinator: Are You Coming?
[OK] Textinator: Bird Poo
[OK] Textinator: Take Good Care Of My Cat
[OK] Textinator: ‘Sup?
[OK] Textinator: Bargain Sale
[OK] Textinator: Don’t Be Afraid To Delegate
[OK] Textinator: Optimistic
[OK] Textinator: Ramen
[OK] Textinator: Metaphor
[OK] Textinator: Just OMG
[OK] Textinator: You Mother Hasn’t Taken That Out
[OK] Textinator: Huge Balls
[OK] Textinator: Anniversary Sex
[OK] Textinator: Nerd
[OK] Textinator: No Way
[OK] Textinator: A Whole
[OK] Textinator: That’s…Normal
[OK] Textinator: Absurd Fake Reason
[OK]Textinator: Tell Straight Out
[OK] Textinator: Homework, Son
[OK] Textinator: Lol
[OK] Textinator: Nervous
[OK] Textinator: The Same Goes For You
[OK] Textinator: Am I Getting Through To Any Of You?
[OK] Textinator: Mom & Son
[OK] Textinator: Bare Her Soul
[OK] Textinator: It Grew On Me
[OK] Textinator: I Like Writing
[OK] Textinator: In Due Time
[OK] Textinator: A Lot Of Tension In The Air
[OK] Textinator: Bullet-Biting
[OK] Textinator: Leave The Past Behind
[OK] Textinator: I’m Broke…
[OK] Textinator: He Has Wavered…
[OK] Textinator: Piece Of Cake
[OK] Textinator: Earthquake
[OK] Textinator: Money Grows On Trees

野際大樹：今夜遊ばない？
NOGIWA Daiki: Do you wanna to hang out tonight?
木下愛：今日は無理。うちの弟と彼女が別れちゃって忙しいの
KINOSHITA Megumi: I can’t tonight. I’ve been busy because my little brother and his girlfriend broke up…
今夜＝こんや
遊ぶ＝あそぶ
今日＝きょう
無理＝むり
弟＝おとうと
彼女＝かのじょ
別れる＝わかれる
忙しい＝いそがしい