What Is AJATT Plus?
My First Sentence Pack (2012~2013 Edition) + FREEBIES
QRG Mandarin: Listening Before UnderstandingIt’s a great play-sure to have all of you here today…
I’ve always wanted to say “pleasure” like that, with a straight face.
What Is AJATT Plus?
It’s “AJATT” with “Plus” attached to it! What, I have to explain it to you? OK here we go…
Executive Summary: AJATT Plus = Super Uber Cool Premium Version of AJATT = Forum + AJATT Articles in Translated Into Japanese + Members-Only Benefits + Friends With Benefits 
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To make all this work, AJATT Plus is subscription-based. This does a number of things:
- Pays for hookers and blow for Khatzumoto and Momoko, all at your expense. This is crucial. No hookers + no blow =
. Not good, people. - Forumwise, it acts as a conveniently simple barrier to people less intelligent than you, who would otherwise waste your time and flava.
- Other stuff. Like research about hookers and blow. I cannot overestimate the importance of the H&B.
Why AJATT Plus Sucks and You Should Stop Reading This Now and Never Look Back
- The name is stoopid
- You should know better than to take Japanese advice from random Kenyans on the Internet, I mean…come on, man…seriously.
- It’s too weird
- For the price of “AJATT Plus”, you could buy like at least two gallons of milk, even in Japan
- Two gallons!
- You then take this milk, put it on a high-sugar cereal, and BA-DA-BING! Happiness
- Can “AJATT Plus” give you a sugar high?
- Nooooo…
- I mean, AJATT Plus is so bad, there are nested bullet-points about how bad it is
- AJATT products and services in general suck so hard that this one should just be called “AJATT Minus”
- Dude, what was this list even about?
So What’s In It, This “AJATT Plus”?
Here’s what you get:
- Access to AJATT Plus members-only AJATT forums(yes, forums), where you will:
- Buy/sell/swap media
- Save on shipping from Japan
- Save on buying new books, DVDs, CDs, etc.
- Make money on your used media and hardware that would otherwise go to waste
- Put to good use media and hardware (dictionaries, etc.) that would otherwise go to waste
- Work with other committed learners, encouraging and helping one other
- Get cool tools, links and techniques
- Save time spent finding and/or learning how to use cool tools, links and techniques
- Share your techniques and experiences
- Enjoy a safe, moderated, well-lit environment populated by polite, intelligent, good-looking, well-spoken, fun and mentally-stable human beings just like you.
- Get your questions answered faster
- Buy/sell/swap media
- Access to AJATT Plus members-only Japanese translations of original AJATT articles(two per month).
- Read aloud (for that audio-book feeling!)
- Illustrated
- Not just translated word-for-word, but “re-imagined” into Japanese to flow as if they always had been in Japanese.
- Edited by native Japanese writers, to ensure you get the highest quality
- With SRS packs [on selected articles only] to help you “chunk” those articles into little pieces to play winnable gameson.
- The SRS packs can also show you the multiple ways in which a single idea can be expressed.
- Get free copies and previews of AJATT products
- Get members-only discounts on AJATT products
- Get exclusive insider information on Khatzumoto’s l33t tactics and ground-level techniques, for free
Who’s It Even For, This “AJATT Plus”?
- You’ll benefit from the forums no matter what level you’re at.
- Even if you’re not learning Japanese, you’ll benefit from the forums just as you have from the AJATT Blog.
- If you’re a beginner, you’ll benefit from having other AJATT Plus members help you get your bearings and get started
- If you’re intermediate, the fact that the articles have both text and audio will be a good fit for you, especially since there are so few audiobooks in Japanese.
- If you’re advanced, well, the articles themselves will be fun, unique, quirky reading material for you.
- And finally, if you’re just looking for a simple monthly way to support AJATT
…there’s always that. You like how I’m pushing this angle? Yeah.
What About People Not Learning Japanese?
Oh, you people 
. Just as with this blog, AJATT Plus will include a space for other languages as well.
Let Me In! Let Me Into This Exclusive Gated Community!
You can become a member of AJATT Plus in any of three simple ways:
Annual subscription
26¢ per day
Six-monthly subscription
33¢ per day
Monthly subscription
66¢ per day
The Amazing AJATT Fo’ Shizzle 100% Refund Guarantee
Your happiness matters to me. I think about you every day . You can cancel your AJATT Plus membership at any time, and get a full refund on your immediate previous subscription payment. One word: “refund”, will suffice. So try it for a month and see how you feel. If you don’t like it, you can always cancel your subscription and get a refund.
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i’m only 15 but please keep this site up for at least 5 years.
i’ll donate and join AJATT +, when i can.
I wouldn’t mind having to pay BUT I really didn’t appreciate hearing about your H&B woes. Maybe I am just a cranky female but…I’m usually used to your witty anecdotes but if you take that first half off of your intro to AJATT Plus…it would come off MUCH nicer…
Picture a tree of laughter. Each leaf on this tree is a joke. At first, everyone enjoys being by the tree, it keeps them happy. But before long, someone goes “I don’t like this leaf, it offends me,” and rips it off. Everyone else starts looking for leaves they didn’t like, knowing now that it’s okay to rip them off. Well, before long, the tree is just all stems.
And I was just wondneirg about that too!
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I personally bought Jatt+ specifically because of sympathy for Khatz’s hooker and blow shortage.
I was going to donate, but I figured buying a month-long pass to AJATT+ would serve us both better.
You have the monopoly on useful information-aren’t mooonplies illegal?
I would pay for the monthly package, but I don’t own a credit card. Please, please(!) add an option for debit cards!
I’ll look into it
So PayPal won’t let you use a debit card?
B/C usually they get the exact same treatment as CCs…
You can add a bank account to your paypal account then it is very easy to pay directly from your bank account.
Very interesting… But how to pay via pay pal without having a credit card? I mean, when I’m trying to finish the transaction, it always requires a credit card.
You’ve got to be kidding me-it’s so tnrapsaretnly clear now!
Weird. I’m logged in, but I can’t see the AJATT+ blog posts. It keeps directing me back to PORAB.
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